This piece was inspired when a Great British Bake Off contestant was bullied for reaching the finals. So here’s a PSA about the masochists who feel the need to attack the most wholesome thing on TV since The Care Bares. Enjoy.
Suck-Fan - (noun) - A person who claims to love something while simultaneously sucking the fun out of it for the people around them.
Relationships with Suck-Fans almost sound like they can be abusive, don’t they? That’s because they are. Know how to identify the different types of Suck-Fans because you or someone you love may be at risk.
In summary: Be safe. Know the signs. Enjoy stuff responsibly. Don’t be a Suck-Fan.