Are you ready to commit? Taking the next step in any relationship can be scary. Before saying "I choose you", ask yourself if it's because you really love him, or if it's just because he was given to you by some old guy named after a tree.
1) Does he like going to the gym to pick fights?
2) Is his best friend an 11-year-old boy who never ages?
3) Is his apartment a Pokeball?
4) is he actually some sort of weird seaweed raptor lamp with psychic abilities?
If you answered ‘yes’ to one or more of these questions, then I hate to break it to you but your boo is a Pikachu or some other magical creature with a limited vocabulary. If you're still gonna give the relationship the ol' college try then at least request that they keep your relationship on the DL since you’re basically performing some weird form of bestiality....Also, I guess congratulations: you made bestiality weird. My advise? Dump him and then definitely get checked.
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